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Mean Dave is mean D:

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▲: I'M SORRY
▼: for what
▼: mauling my poor innocent cape
▼: drawing dicks all over everything
▲: YES!
▼: be specific karkat
▲: I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING
▼: okay now whos the one blackmailing you
▲: I'M SORRY FOR GETTING EVERYONE KILLED
▲: AND... WHAT THE HELL IS "BLACKMAIL"?
▼: you know like
▼: someone has dirt on you
▼: and they threaten to tell everyone unless you do what they want
▲: I WOULD TAKE A BATH...
▼: wow you really dont speak human do you
▼: i mean someone knows something that you dont want made public
▲: NEVERMIND YOUR HUMAN STUFF
▲: OKAY, LOOK
▲: I GET EVERYONE KILLED IN THE FUTURE
▼: wow smooth move there
▲: IT'S MY FAULT. I'M APOLOGIZING FOR IT NOW
▲: I'M IN THE FUTURE RIGHT NOW, SO TELL EVERYONE, I'M SORRY
▲: I ALREADY TALKED TO JOHN AND MY PAST SELF

▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.

▲: HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME...
:C


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I WOULD TAKE A BATH BECAUSE BLACKMAIL IS ALL DIRTY.... If you know what I mean :eyes: